"if you were a fruit what would you be?"
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
grapes with seeds can go to hell
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED.