I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
this shit is never not funny
i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
I didn’t unfollow you. I unfollowed who you became.
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
do old people masturbate